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Example Roasts 🔥
Real roasts from real resumes (anonymized)
“Oh honey... 'Proficient in Microsoft Word' is not a skill, it's a baseline for existing in 2026. Your resume reads like a grocery list written by someone who forgot what they went shopping for.”
“I see you listed 'team player' as a skill. That's like a fish listing 'swimming' on their resume. Your experience section has more buzzwords than a Silicon Valley pitch deck.”
“Not terrible! But your resume has the personality of a beige wall. You've got the skills, but this formatting is giving '2005 Word template'. Let's add some spice.”